As I let myself shamelessly exploit my ability to portray much older citizens than I actually am, here is my performance in a Doritos contest entry, directed by the talented Charles Drexler.
One of his talents is persuading me to participate in this kind of project.
The other performers are: Alex Albrecht, Blk Hat, and Josh Palmer
In the future, those who wish will be able to vote for this entry in the Super Bowl competition.
Anyone who needs me to dance in their production should contact my agent.