STARK NAKED CALLING

I had an acting job scheduled for a cable TV true-crime show. The production company had a catchy name: Stark Naked Productions.

On days that I teach, I ask my wife to answer my phone, since students may be calling with questions after I leave the house. So she answers my phone, and the caller says, “This is Michael from Stark Naked Productions.”

He left a message that I should phone for instructions about wardrobe.

I had to show her emails from Stark Naked to prove that this job was for a well-known cable channel and had nothing to do with the kind of filming that the production-company name implied, and that in fact wardrobe would be needed.

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